(after hearing that he had to wear his tennis shoes to school, per the uniform policy): "Is that their rule, or yours?"
"I want a surprise party for my birthday. I'll wait in my room, and all of the guests can hide behind the couch and pop up and yell 'Surprise!' when I come in."
"I had a little three-marble accident." (Meaning he put too many marbles in the incentive jar at school. This was not an accident. He knows the difference between 3 marbles and one marble. I called his teacher and he had to confess the next morning. So it begins.)
To his Bible class teacher: "I'm going to be a microbiologist when I grow up and study germs." (Hat tip to Granny for that idea.)
Bonnie:
"Mom, here is some terrified rock. It used to be a tree." (meaning petrified rock. My mom found some on the land and brought it back.)
"I'm all whompered!" (I don't know if whompered is a real word meaning messed up, but again, from my mom.)
"I'm going to be a alientologist when I grow up and study dinosaurs. No, a microbiologist." To which Kellen replied, exasperated, "BONNIE! You can't. change. sciences!"
Yeah, we're real cool around here.
7 comments:
These are priceless, Erin! With a microbiologist and an alientologist in the family, you and Josh will be set for life!
hilarious!!! smarty kids!
and you call this mundane? It's PRICELESS! I love it. Alientologist.
Laughing out loud to all of those. Hilarious.
I really can't handle the last one. I can just feel the eye roll from here. I think K's kindergarten teacher next year will have an interesting time keeping him entertained in the boring world of letter sounds.
That's so funny! I love it.
Hope you guys have a great start of school. Your kids and your writing crack me up.
Post a Comment