A few quotes from Bonnie:
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Bonnie: Kellen, hide, quick!
Kellen: Why?
B: Because I don't want to see your face!
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Me: Bonnie, do you need to go potty?
B: No, I didn't tee-tee in my panties.
Me: (How long have we been working on this?) Um, you're supposed to go potty before you tee-tee in your panties.
B: Oh.
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And finally, to the painter that spent the morning in our house:
"What are you doing?" (about a million times)
"I'm faster than my sister because I have broccoli in my body."

I'm glad she gets the point of healthy eating but I'm pretty sure there is no broccoli in her body. Kellen, however, still falls for the trick.